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Basement Medicine

“Jurassic Park” 3D: no dinosaur

Michelle Sawyers and Tom Benton April 18, 2013

By Michelle Sawyers   How do you make a classic movie even better? You remake it in 3D! Whoever decided to turn Jurassic Park into an IMAX 3D movie is a genius. A regular movie at the AMC Lowe’s...

Lara Croft fixes her wounds, just like Tomb Raider fixes the franchises

The best “Tomb Raider” yet

Dylan Archbold March 28, 2013

I am so very happy. “Tomb Raider” is good. Really good. Considering the last two things that I have reviewed, it is kind of relief. Add to that I am basically one of the biggest cynics when it comes...

Ben Affleck and Rachel McAdams in “To the Wonder,” coming Apr. 12

Haiku coming soon

Thomas Benton March 28, 2013

April quietly and gently sneaks in blockbuster season like those sympathetic women we see in movies about immigration or the Underground Railroad. Then the blockbusters are found out in May, and from then...

Melissa McCarthy may not be able to escape this movie, but that doesn’t mean you can’t. Jason Bateman’s in the back, cheering on the idea of escape.

“Identity Thief” will take your cash

Michelle Sawyers March 14, 2013

"Identity Thief" is the perfect movie to show you how to make a large amount of money in a short period of time. Although, who is to say that these techniques will be successful. I, for one, do not recommend...

“Warm Bodies”: the zom-com is dead

“Warm Bodies”: the zom-com is dead

Dylan Archbold February 22, 2013

Admit it. When you first saw the advertisements for this movie, you were intrigued: a zombie that falls in love with a girl? This either has to be a jab at the “Twilight” movies and the subsequent...

“Good Day” a good way to live hard

“Good Day” a good way to live hard

Tom Benton February 22, 2013

If I’d dreamed the best “Die Hard” movie ever, it wouldn’t be as good as “A Good Day to Die Hard.” It’s a movie we can feel: there’s a texture and richness to it, an in-your-face quality,...

“Bullet to the Head,” a straight shot into the classics

“Bullet to the Head,” a straight shot into the classics

Tom Benton February 7, 2013

"Bullet to the Head" starts the moment you know you’re in love, then jumps to the wedding night for the rest of its sublime 91 minutes. Falling in love is a bullet crashing through all the logos at the...

“The Hobbit” doesn’t come up short

“The Hobbit” doesn’t come up short

Dylan Archbold February 7, 2013

The world returned to the grandeur of Middle-Earth this December, after many years of Peter Jackson’s epic enjoying the privilege of being one of the best selling movie trilogies in history. History...

“SkyFall” and 007’s eternal life

“SkyFall” and 007’s eternal life

Tom Benton November 15, 2012

“SkyFall” is coming so close to death’s lips we forget there’s no possibility of a kiss. “SkyFall” is attracting the most beautiful woman with sleek ease, sexually diving into the beauty without...

“The Spy Who Loved Me” in retrospect

“The Spy Who Loved Me” in retrospect

Dylan Archbold November 15, 2012

This issue my fellow contributor Tom is going to see the latest film in the immensely popular James Bond franchise, “SkyFall.” And while I too will probably see the movie in theatres, I thought it...

An explosive image from a sure-to-be explosive movie, Resident Evil: Retribution.

“Resident Evil: Retribution” a triumph for the living

Tom Benton September 22, 2012

The critics who have bothered to sit through “Resident Evil: Retribution” say it’s the most banal, tedious entry yet in what one online reviewer called the “bafflingly, inexplicably endless”...

Jason Statham, Sylvester Stallone, and Arnold Schwarzenegger in The Expendables 2.

Fall in Film, Fall of Film

Tom Benton September 7, 2012

Your Uncle Tom is back, fellow moviegoers, but he’s wearing his Dark Santa outfit. I bear not tidings of joy but harbingers of doom, and plenty of coal to drop like reindeer turds on American moviegoers’...

Everyone wants a hand preparing meals.

For a Few Dollars More: Blood, Guts and Dreams

Tom Benton, Editor-in-Chief September 6, 2012

It’s a tale as old as the Bible.  But the Bible involves people who have sex – and it never had this much gore. This tale is more akin to a story spun by the wise old Greeks: the tale of Prometheus,...

Post-“Cabin in the Woods”: a new era

Post-“Cabin in the Woods”: a new era

Ben Algar and Tom Benton June 3, 2012

“The Cabin in the Woods” is too big for just one critic. Basement Medicine’s resident horror gurus chime in. By Ben Algar Like puberty without the pimples, “The Cabin in the Woods” is the...

Reasons to Spend This Summer in Darkness

Reasons to Spend This Summer in Darkness

Tom Benton May 3, 2012

Once more art trumps the scholar. How dumb are these guys? The Mayans foretold the end of the world in 2012? Bullshit! But the Mayans did foresee an explosion, possibly more than one. Possibly... in...

“Hunger Games” a haunting meal

“Hunger Games” a haunting meal

Magen Farley May 3, 2012

A scream rings out over the heads of a silent crowd. A slight young girl is pulled from her sister’s arms and carried away as the young woman turns to face her fate. There are many haunting scenes...

“Deep Blue Sea” is a treat for heartbreak lovers

“Deep Blue Sea” is a treat for heartbreak lovers

Whitney Nellé April 12, 2012

What do you do when you’re caught between the devil and the deep blue sea? This is the question Hester Collyer struggles with in Terrence Davies’ film adaptation of Terrence Rattigan’s play “The...

“Human Centipede 2”: Is it really that hard to act like a buttface?

“Human Centipede 2”: Is it really that hard to act like a buttface?

Ben Algar, Sports Editor/ Staff Reporter March 8, 2012

Last spring I submitted a movie review on “The Human Centipede (First Sequence),” and thankfully my review was published in that week’s issue of Basement Medicine. The film had been released a year...

Upcoming movies for the silver scream

Upcoming movies for the silver scream

Ben Algar, Web Editor February 16, 2012

Fear is a basic emotional response or feeling initiated by an aversion to a perceived risk or threat. For instance, an audience fears the movie “Hostel” because there is the perceived threat of being...

A tale of passion, faith and f-bombs

A tale of passion, faith and f-bombs

Ben Algar, Web Editor February 16, 2012

Horror movie tropes come in many forms. Be it a lustful vampire, a dream-leeching murderer or a psychopathic killer, Hollywood has been able to chill audiences with anything. However, in recent years producers...

“Devil Inside” not a heartwarming family film

“Devil Inside” not a heartwarming family film

Ben Algar, Sports Editor February 2, 2012

Found-footage horror films, notorious for having low budgets and becoming extremely profitable box office hits, recently changed the horror industry. It stems from a girl-next-door atmosphere, a neighborly...

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