Basement Medicine

Richard Schlong, Private Investigator

Richard Schlong began contributing to Basement Medicine at the end of spring 2011 after washing ashore in St. Albans bay, initially remembering nothing of his past life.  Wearing only a counterfeit Rolex and sporting two fresh bullet wounds to the head, Mr. Scholong has since made a remarkable recovery.  Unfortunately, he will continue to contribute to the newspaper in fall 2013.

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Kaufman chipperly looks on as my physical reconstructive surgery nears its end.

Doctor Yes

November 14, 2013
Me

The Cold Shrink

November 10, 2013
Montreal Moped

The Bitter Toothache

September 25, 2013
Me at the time of my birth. Minny said smile. I met her halfway. I took out my cigarette.

The Lost Girl

September 11, 2013
They were trying to take the paper back.  So I went under hard cover.

To Have and Want Not

February 21, 2013
Her music hung over the city thicker than fog, like heavenly pollution.

The Queens Pied Piper

February 6, 2013
The Big Screen

The Big Screen

December 6, 2012
The Hot November

The Hot November

November 15, 2012
The Beast of College Hill.

The Big Fat Wolf

September 26, 2012
Just me mowing the lawn.

The Dixie Chick

September 11, 2012
Two Heart to Handle

Two Heart to Handle

April 12, 2012
Fry Me Deadly

Fry Me Deadly

March 8, 2012
The Long Tomorrow

The Long Tomorrow

February 2, 2012
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