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Basement Medicine

The student-run community news site of Vermont State University - Johnson

Basement Medicine

The student-run community news site of Vermont State University - Johnson

Basement Medicine

Kaufman chipperly looks on as my physical reconstructive surgery nears its end.

Doctor Yes

Richard Schlong, Private Eye November 14, 2013

  "Rather enjoyed the John Gardner thrillers... he has a very sophisticated style, yes, I like that... rather like Agatha Christie doing 007, ‘ey, old chap?” As I struggled to open my...

Me

The Cold Shrink

Richard Schlong November 10, 2013

I had a toothache from my molar to my cerebellum. What I mean is the sheer thought of teeth was the same kind of infuriating ache I got when I remembered those lovely, happy girls I didn’t date in high...

Jay Friedman
(courtesy NCLS.com

J-Spot educator: “Loosen up, Americans!”

Travis LeClair October 31, 2013

A new record might have been set for student attendance at a Creative Audience event. Director of First-Year Experience Margo Warden said multiple times how surprised she was at the turnout to see Jay...

The skin as canvass
(courtesy of Event Horizon)

Inked!

Travis LeClair October 30, 2013

Thinking of getting a tattoo? Before you do, hear from JSC students who are already inked. Spend 15 minutes looking around campus and it is clear: people here aren’t afraid of the tattoo needle. Artwork...

Dancers of the Corn
(photo by Kayla Friedrich)

Compas de Nicaragua dances from impoverished to international

Victoria Greenia October 30, 2013

Compas de Nicaragua, meaning Friends of Nicaragua, is a dancing group with a compelling story. Named Las Hijas de Maiz, the Daughters of the Corn, the dancers are six young women from the settlement of...

Michael Dolan

JSC student seeks help on GoFundMe website

Victoria Greenia October 20, 2013

 Mike Dolan of Elmore, Vt., had a problem this summer that many students can relate to; car issues. Unlike most people, however, his vehicle woes ran up to $10,500 – not for a new one, but to repair...

Badger

Burrowing into the Badger’s origin

Joshua LeMay October 17, 2013

You see it at every game. You see it on posters. You see it on t-shirts and hoodies. The Badger  has been with JSC for many years and is now forever tied to the college. But how did the badger become...

Nick Cooper

Mini Maker Faire’s fairly major makings

Victoria Greenia October 17, 2013

JSC’s director of Dibden Jan Herder had a revelation late last winter as he thought about the Mini Maker Faire that Vermont would be holding in 2013: He and his technical theater students at JSC are...

Jeff Angione

Jeff Angione has a rubber soul–and for a music lover, that’s a good thing

Tom Benton October 17, 2013

Jeff Angione’s brain is a turntable. He’s the circulation coordinator in the Willey Library. He also oversees JSC’s radio station, WJSC. Some might say he’s responsible for its resurrection. Before...

Charlie LeDuff signs a copy of his book Detroit: An American Autopsy.

Charlie LeDuff verbally dissects America

Victoria Greenia October 15, 2013

  The best picture to accompany an article on Charlie LeDuff would have been when he was standing beside the podium on Dibden Stage, one hand on the crotch of his jeans as he gently caressed his...

Sole Discretion

Sole Discretion

Victoria Greenia October 15, 2013

With winter months approaching, the JSC community will be seeing fewer feet and more boots, but that doesn’t change the fact there’s a section of the student population that believes less is more in...

Burke Bike Park: a peaceful thrill

Luca Keushguerian October 15, 2013

The ground rushed away from me as I launched my bike off a 5-foot table top jump, landing gracefully yet rather unprepared for the upcoming obstacles. This was my first true time riding a downhill mountain...

Scott Carruthers feels a classmates project.

A different way of seeing

Victoria Greenia September 25, 2013

Scott Carruthers has become a familiar sight, sitting on the cement steps in front of the WLLC with his seeing eye dog, Shannon. A pair of sunglasses rests on his nose and at his side a cane; two things...

Paul Major

Prisoners learning Major lessons

Victoria Greenia September 25, 2013

Johnson State College is known for creating educators who then work within the local communities. There’s a nostalgia to the image of a young woman (74 percent of our teachers are female according to...

Montreal Moped

The Bitter Toothache

Richard Schlong, Private Detective September 25, 2013

As a private dick I’ve had to look into a lot of unpleasant things, but one thing I’ve never gotten sick of looking into is open mouths. So it was a pleasant surprise when my degree in dentistry finally...

Me at the time of my birth. Minny said smile. I met her halfway. I took out my cigarette.

The Lost Girl

Richard Schlong September 11, 2013

I stopped wondering how normal people celebrate their birthday when I stopped believing there were normal people. It came late, long after I’d stopped believing there was a Tooth Fairy. Santa Claus,...

Eileen McKusick during a session

The Sounds of Healing

Victoria Greenia September 11, 2013

Eileen McKusick from Johnson would be the first one to tell you that she’s her worst critic: "Fifteen years ago if I were to have met myself, I would have been very skeptical of a person says she heals...

Gates of Heaven: the vanishing junkyard

Gates of Heaven: the vanishing junkyard

Don Eaton May 26, 2013

Some people like it: You walk up to the counter, your fingers clean and your nails intact. You describe what you need, let’s say a, “throw-out fork for a ’71, CJ-5 Jeep.” They argue with you for...

Count on Monte Cristo

Count on Monte Cristo

Lindsay Brown May 26, 2013

A sweet country melody about the rolling hills of Vermont wound its way down Main Street in Hyde Park on a sunny Sunday morning, and this means that Brunch with Sound is in full swing at the Sweet Crunch...

‘Tis the season to love yo Momma

‘Tis the season to love yo Momma

Liz Beatty-Owens May 3, 2013

Tis’ the season to be bombarded by “Moms kick butt!” greeting cards in the grocery store, for television ads to be popping up with young children giving their mothers a new pair of heart shaped diamond...

Melvis, the Backwoods King

Melvis, the Backwoods King

Tom Benton May 3, 2013

"You don’t have to saaaay you love me/Just be close at haaand/You don’t have to staaaaay forever/I will understaaand." The singer is a fifty-something guy with a t-shirt that shows off his beer gut,...

M.M.A. pulls no punches at JSC

M.M.A. pulls no punches at JSC

Justin Little May 3, 2013

Johnson student Crystal Kessler does not have the appearance of a martial artist; she is a small, light-framed woman who likes to wear the heavy coat her boyfriend gave her. That she’s been a member...

Ben and Jerry’s Factory Tour

Lindsay Brown May 3, 2013

“Raise your right hand and repeat after me,” instructed our tour guide, Bob. “I, state your name, do joyously declare that I lo-o-o-ve ice cream, and I will seek out only the best forsaking al-l-l-l...

Mr. Crêpe’s storefront on Church Street

Full of Crêpe

Samuel Bridges April 18, 2013

  It seems every time I visit Church Street there’s something new that catches my eye, or the store I’m looking for has moved, at the least. Burlington never disappoints. It was a nippy, but not...

Sticky, sweet and rewarding: maple sugaring at home

Kassandra Cousineau April 18, 2013

Are you tired of paying $50 for a gallon of maple syrup? Do you want to know where your food products are coming from? Want to be environmentally friendly and keep a few extra Benjamins in your pocket...

Carrie Cook

Carrie Cook loses her Samurai but finds a new bass

Elizabeth Beatty-Owens April 18, 2013

The restaurant was filled with bodies. The employees were dragging tables and chairs out from the front of the bar, attempting to make a little more standing room for the people who were packed in along...

Colorado recently approved legislation legalizing marijuana

How High is Denver, Really?

Phil O'Neil April 18, 2013

"Take everything out of your pockets and hold your hands in the air." It doesn’t sound like the start of a promising night for concertgoers heading into the 1st Bank Arena outside Denver, Colorado,...

Rock Art Brewery: the place is hopping

Rock Art Brewery: the place is hopping

Lindsay Brown March 28, 2013

The pungent smell of yeast and the earthy scent of hops alert your senses as soon as you cross the threshold of this Morrisville brewery. The bar, which currently features eight beers on tap, is shaped...

Springfield, Vt. in the turn of the century

Springfield: Vt.’s seventh circle

Thomas Benton March 28, 2013

Here’s the scene: There’s a body on the side of the road in southern Vermont. Maybe alive, maybe dead, but no one cares. They just drive on past, and if they take their eyes off the road to glance...

Of all the dreams in all the heads in all the world...

The Dame in the Diner Dream

Richard Schlong March 28, 2013

The New Mexican mountains had all the jagged curvatures of a lie-detector test, and in the sunset on the other side I saw truth. Time to stop slacking in Sante Fe, put on my slacks and head back to the...

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